“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
when people say nice things about you
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.
Men who silence western women by saying "You’re complaining about being called a bitch/bossy? Women in poor countries are being TORTURED! What do you have to complain about?!" don’t actually care about the women being actually tortured in these poor countries they literally just want you to shut up.